Sunday, November 23, 2003

Upgrade System Problem 

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0.

In addition, Wife 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no available. What can i do?

Desperate ZM

Dear Desperate ZM,

First keep in mind, Girlfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Wife 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Wife 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Wife 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoringloudly.wav files. Whatever you do , DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Girlfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Wife 1.0.

In summary, Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it has limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.

One more to add, force-usage of Wife 1.0 will cause rejection or deletion of Wife 1.0 program totally.

Good Luck,
Tech Support


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