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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Daily Box Office (U.S.) 

Thu Jun 30, 2005
Rank Title Dist. Gross Cumulative Gross
  1. War of the Worlds Paramount Pictures $14,425,917 $35,682,400
  2. Batman Begins Warner Bros. $2,637,269 $135,460,937
  3. Herbie: Fully Loaded Walt Disney Pictures $2,101,139 $26,331,788
  4. Bewitched Columbia Pictures $1,992,341 $29,506,490
  5. Mr. & Mrs. Smith Twentieth Century Fox $1,683,303 $133,358,891
  6. Madagascar Dreamworks SKG $1,300,000 $165,424,000
  7. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Twentieth Century Fox $673,693 $361,471,114
  8. The Longest Yard Paramount Pictures $563,987 $144,688,110
  9. George A. Romero's Land of the Dead Universal Pictures $563,125 $13,494,795
  10. The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D Dimension Films $499,000 $32,801,976

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Women driver of the year!!!! 














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Ehwan & 100 ekor ayam 

Pada suatu hari ada seorang lelaki kaya ingin mengadakan kenduri untuk anaknya. Untuk itu dia ke bandar untuk membeli ayam dikedai Pak Romee.

Lelaki kaya: "Saya ingin memesan 100 ekor ayam untuk esok, ini alamat saya (seraya memberikan kadnya)." Pak Romee: "Baik tuan,saya akan suruh anak buah saya untuk menghantarkannya ke rumah tuan."

Selepas itu, Pak Romee memanggil anak buahnya yang bernama Ehwan Afendi dan memberikan arahan... Pak Romee: "Wan, tolong hantar 100 ekor ayam esok ke alamat ini (sambil memberikan kad lelaki kaya tadi)."

Ehwan : "hantar ayam? Beres Tuan !"

Esoknya dengan menunggang motor si Ehwan pergi menghantar100 ekor ayam tersebut. 50 ekor diletakkan di sebelah kanan dan 50 ekor lagi diletakkan di sebelah kiri. Akan tetapi malangnya, di tengah perjalanan dia terjatuh dari motornya..., ayam-ayam yang dia bawa langsung terlepas dan lari bertempiaran.

Orang ramai datang untuk mengetahui keadaan si Ehwan. Tetapi si Ehwan tidak apa2 malah ketawa terbahak-bahak. Seseorang diantara meraka datang bertanya, mungkin dia merasa khuatir kerana melihat si Ehwan ketawa ...

Orang yg bertanya : "Bang, abang tak apa-apa kan... ? Kepalanya tak sakit kan?"

Ehwan : "Ha... ha... ha... !"

Orang yang bertanya : "Bang, kenapa bang ?"

Ehwan: "Ha... ha... ha..., dasar ayam-ayam bodoh, mereka nak lari ke mana? alamatnya kan ada pada aku... Hua.. ha.. ha.. ha....."


--siapa yang bodoh ni????"

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Trafalgar Day 


Tall ships gather in the Solent off the coast of Portsmouth, England, in preperation for a re-creation of a typical 1800's naval battle, 28 June, 2005 during the Trafalgar Day celebrations. A day after Bob Geldof's dazzling Live 8 concerts, his tie-in Sail 8 appeared a total disaster as just four boats -- carrying a grand total of zero demonstrators -- made it back to Britain from France. Sunday's scenes were an embarrassment in comparison to naval traffic during Tralfalgar Day celebrations as three yachts and a motor boat idled in to dock.(AFP/File /John D McHugh)

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hakikat rumahtangga... 

Isteri
~ apabila marah dan bengang dengan suami, sering berkata.."menyampah.." Walhal yang dia menyampah itulah yang tidur disebelahnya hari-hari.

Suami
~ apabila isteri berleter boleh angkat kaki, terus keluar rumah. Tetapi di ofis, apabila bos berleter..tidak pula angkat kaki terus keluar ofis..

Isteri
~ apabila suaminya segak bergaya dan pakai lawa-lawa..kata nak menggatal dan nak cari pompuan lain... Walhal dirinya sendiri tak pandai nak melawa..dok kata orang...

Suami
~ apabila balik ofis, isteri tak sediakan kopi dah merajuk...walhal kat ofis..pandai plak buat kopi sendiri...

Isteri
~ apabila suami terima sms dari orang pompuan dan dibacanya mesej cintan cintun...dah kata suami ada pompuan lain...walhal yang pos sms tu..tersilap tuju...cemburu melulu...

Suami
~ apabila terima call atau sms dari kawan pompuan...boleh plak turunkan volume...kalo isteri yang call...bercakap..seolah isteri tu pekak...

Isteri
~ apabila suami pulang lewat...dah syak wasangka bertimbun-timbun...syaitan yang dok kasi mesej kat telinga..punya lee happy sakan..sorak reramai..berjaya hangatkan lagi hati isteri...tunggu nak declare perang...walhal..kereta suami rosak...

Suami
~ apabila isteri bergaya sikit...dah kata..isteri nak melawa untuk lelaki lain ngengok...walhal bila isteri bergaya cantik... orang puji nama dia gak..."cantiknya..isteri si Rahim tuuuu...." suami yang dapat nama...

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Not only sedan cars for modify 






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Lawak Lawak Lawak 

Di lapangan terbang di Bandaraya New York... ada sebuah pesawat yang hendak berlepas telah mengalami kerosakan enjin. Semua penumpang dikehendaki menukar pesawat... setelah berada didalam pesawat baru... kaptennya membuat pengumuman...

"Kami mohon maaf atas masalah yang anda alami ketika ini. Penerbangan ini menuju ke London dan jika anda bukan ke London sebaiknya anda turun dari pesawat ini sekarang juga."

Tiba-tiba pilot keluar dari cockpit dengan muka merah dan kebingungan sambil berkata : "Maaf.. saya salah pesawat"...

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Monday, June 27, 2005

The Beng Quartet from Singapore 

There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business.
So they started an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower.
The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for a car to arrive but no cars entered their garage. They waited for 1 day, 2, week but no car came to their garage.
WHY?




Because their garage was on the second
floor.





After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving.
They bought a new London Cab and began to look for passengers.
They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi.
They went to Changi Airport, yet nobody hailed their taxi.
They even drove to Serangoon Road, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they
kept on driving all round Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi.
WHY?








Because all the four Ah Bengs were
sitting in the taxi.





After that the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate and decided to push their taxi into the sea. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for a while and started to push again. The taxi just wouldn't move.
WHY?





Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing from the front
and 2 from behind.

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Senyum pagi ini.. 

Kenapa lelaki perlu beristeri tiga....

Jawapannya kerana :

kerana kalau kawin satu isONE
kalau kawin dua isTWO
kalau kawin tiga barulah isTHREE.....


SENYUM pd orang tua tanda syg.
SENYUM pd kanak2 tanda kasih.
SENYUM pd kekasih tanda cinta.
SENYUM depan PC tanda gila,
masih SENYUM lagi...mmg sah GILA!

"Cinta..ibarat kentut..."
makin dipendam makin gelisah... bila diluahkankan .......
ahhhhhhh lega rasanya.......

"... bila hidupmu dlm kegelapan, "
maka berdoalah; dan apabila selesai berdoa, jika kegelapan masih
mengelilingimu maka bayarlah bil elektrikmu...........

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Sunday, June 26, 2005

Survivor??? What a spirit! 










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Permit AP: Malang sungguh rakyat Malaysia 

Terima kasih kepada bekas Perdana Menteri Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad yang meminta nama pemegang AP (approved permit) didedahkan. Kalau beliau tidak membuka mulut, sampai sekarang pun rakyat tidak tahu betapa mereka menjadi `mangsa' mereka yang diberi keistimewaan (baca: kroni) perniagaan atas angin ini.

Hari ini tahulah kita betapa murahnya harga kereta siap pasang (CBU). Menurut laporan akhbar, sebuah kereta import 1.0 liter jenama popular dari Korea Selatan hanya berharga RM8,762 apabila tiba di Pelabuhan Kelang.


Namun, setelah dikenakan cukai, harga kereta tersebut menjadi RM22,868. Ia dijual pula oleh pemegang permit AP dengan harga RM46,000! Bayangkan, selepas cukai 160 peratus pun, mereka masih boleh mengaut keuntungan lebih

100 peratus.


Begitulah juga dengan kereta 1.3 liter jenama Korea Selatan yang berharga RM11,000 apabila tiba di Pelabuhan Kelang. Tetapi apabila sampai ke tangan pembeli, harganya menjadi RM59,000 hingga RM63,000! Maknanya, setelah dicampur cukai, dan keuntungan besar 'orang-orang istimewa' ini, rakyat
terpaksa membayar hampir enam kali ganda, atau 600 peratus lebih mahal!


Cukai yang keterlaluan yang dikenakan oleh kerajaan untuk memberi perlindungan kepada 'kereta nasional' seperti Proton dan Perodua, bukanlah bukan cerita baru. Betapa murahnya harga sebuah kereta import dan jika kerajaan bertimbang rasa, kereta buatan Korea Selatan model 1.0 liter atau 1.3 liter itu mungkin boleh dijual pada harga RM20,000 hingga RM25,000
sahaja.


Kereta jenama tempatan yang sesuai untuk kegunaan keluarga yang paling murah, dijual dengan harga RM45,000. Jadi sebuah keluarga yang berpendapatan RM3,000 sebulan, terpaksa membayar kira-kira RM700 sebulan untuk tempoh lima hingga tujuh tahun bagi melangsaikan pinjaman kereta mereka.


Hari ini, kereta adalah keperluan, apatah lagi dengan sistem pengangkutan awam di Lembah Kelang yang amat tidak memuaskan. Apabila Dr Mahathir berkata orang Malaysia sudah pandai membuat kereta sendiri seawal tahun 1984 dahulu, kita bertepuk sorak kerana terlalu berbangga.


Selepas 21 tahun, Dr Mahathir masih bercakap tentang perlindungan ke atas kereta buatan nasional. Rakyat pula semakin merasakan tertipu dengan kenaikan harga kereta walaupun selepas perlaksaan Zon Perdagangan Bebas Asean (Afta). Di Thailand dan Singapura, di mana tiada 'kereta nasional' dibangga-banggakan, harga kenderaan jauh lebih murah selepas Afta. Tetapi tidak di negara kita. Persoalannya, kenapa perlu memberi keistimewaan kepada
orang-

orang tertentu untuk mendapatkan AP dengan menindas golongan
kebanyakan?


Yang paling utama, kenapa kerajaan pimpinan Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi mesti akur dengan kata-kata Menteri Perdagangan Antarabangsa dan Industri, Datuk Seri Rafidah Aziz bahawa pemerintah tidak perlu mengumumkan nama pemegang AP?

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Mati dalam iiiiiiiiiiimaaaaannn..... 


SMILE OF THE PALESTINIAN BOY {SHAHEED}, HAMED AL-MASRI, WHO WAS SHOT DEAD BY THE JEWISH WITH ONE BULLET IN HIS HEART RECENTLY...
JUST LOOK AT HIS WONDERFUL SMILE....


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Real anaconda 




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Saturday, June 25, 2005

Minah tertipu 

name aku Minah. aku ade teman lelaki. name teman lelaki aku Mat

kitorang dah lame kenal dah lama saling sayang menyayang kalo lepak same2 pon kadang2 dah naik bosan tapi satu hari tu kitorang keluar laa jalan2 macam biase
tapi aku terase lain macam sket si Mat bawak aku pegi kedai emas die nak beli cincin hadiah untuk kakak die katenye

lpas tu die bawak pegi kedai baju pengantin nak usha2 baju utk kakak die jugak katenye aku pon ikut je laaa tapi si Mat beriyer tanye aku yang mane yang aku paling suka

lpas tu, kitorang pegi kedai bunga Mat beli sejambak bunga ros merah pun untuk kakak die jugak katenye aku pon malas laa nak tanye banyak2 same je jawapan die dari tadi

tak lama lpas beli bunga tuh tibe2 Mat berenti.. die berdiri tegak memandang ke arah aku.. mukanya agak kemerahan panas kot

tapi die senyum2.. dan tunduk memandang kasut sendiri tibe2 die 'go down on one knee'
maka secara automatik aku pon teringat laa lagu avril "i want to see you go down on one knee..marry me today..."

Mat memanggil nameku.. "Minah..." sambil menghulurkan cincin dan bunga ros tadi
aku terdiam.... aku terpaku di situ...

perasaanku mula bergelora sudah terbayang pelamin indah tempat kami bersanding
tiba2 terbayang keluarga dan anak2 tanggungjawab yang berat terhadap keluarga
sudah bersediakah aku...?

tetapi aku gembira dalam tak sedar, airmataku mengalir perlahan di pipi
Mat masih tunduk... die memanggil namaku lagi skali "Minah..." dalam tangisan kegembiraan aku menoleh ke arah Mat dan pada masa yang sama juga Mat mendongak
memandang ke arahku mata bertentang mata..

Mat bersuara...

"Laaaa..ni apsal nangis2 nih?? Tetibe je..gile ape?? Dah laaa orang panggil banyak kali tak jawab.. tolong laaa pegang bende2 ! ni jap..aku nak ikat tali kasut nih..cepat laaa..panas nih..ishhhh..susah btol orang sentimental nih..."

Dan aku pon meraung bagai nak gile malunye aku hampeh ko Mat..bile nak masuk minang nih..??

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Italian showing off 


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what is marketing? 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her
a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says,
"You are very rich...?"
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
"I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback!

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Friday, June 24, 2005

Cats 24/7 

Photo


In this photo from 24/7 Media, a month old kitten basks in its mother's care on Peter Hellwig's farm in Collierville, Tenn., on May 13, 2003. The photo by A.J. Wolfe is from a new book, 'Cats 24/7,' by Rick Smolan and David Elliot Cohen. The cat photos in the book are selected from thousands submitted last fall from animal lovers and American photojournalists. The book and a companion dog book, reflecting the diversity of cat and dog life across America, contain more than 500 photos each. (AP Photo/24/7 Media, A.J.Wolfe)

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Toilets in indonesia!!! 


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Venice sunset 

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Venice sunset : The sun sets in Venice as the city prepares for the 51st International Art Exhibition, La Biennale di Venezia, which will open to the public Sunday.

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Thursday, June 23, 2005

Before the vote 

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Before the vote : An Iranian girl stands among women queueing up outside a polling station in the Shiite holy shrine of Mahsoumeh for Iran's presidential elections.

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A monarch butterfly 

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A monarch butterfly (Danaus plexippus) is seen on a flower at the butterfly garden of the Metropolitan Zoo and Botanical Garden in Budapest, Friday, June 17, 2005. There are about 500 specimens of 56 species in the garden that are seen during the summer time.

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Summer Solstice at Stonehenge 

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A man climbs onto the stones as the sun rises on the Summer Solstice at Stonehenge in Wiltshire, England. A colourful crowd of 20,000 people gathered at Stonehenge, an ancient circle of stones in England, to witness the dawning of the longest day of the year

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Cuci paip..... 

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A Chinese worker sprays antiseptic in a pipe with a diameter of 2.6 m (8.5 feet) at a drinking water project in Ningbo in east China's Zhejiang province June 21, 2005. It is 'a task of top priority' to build a water-saving society since the per-capita share of water resource in China is less than one third of the world's average

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Sydney's Long Reef Beach at sunset 



A man runs along Sydney's Long Reef Beach at sunset on the shortest day of the year, known as the winter solstice, June 21, 2005. The winter solstice marks the shortest day of the year in the southern hemisphere, with 44 percent less sunlight than the longest day, also known as the summer solstice.

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At the aquarium 

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A cow nose ray swims in the Glover's Reef exhibit at the New York Aquarium at Coney Island, Wednesday, June 22, 2005 in New York. The new exhibit is teeming with marine life you'd find in the ocean off the coast of Belize.

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Flying Home 




A flock of birds fly home as the sun sets ending the longest day of the year in Lahore.

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Comic Highlights 

Frank and Ernest Jun 23, 2005





9 Chickweed Lane Jun 23, 2005









Arlo and Janis Jun 23, 2005







The Born Loser Jun 23, 2005









Dilbert Jun 23, 2005





Frazz Jun 23, 2005

Jane's World Classics Jun 23, 2005



Luann Jun 23, 2005

Marmaduke Jun 23, 2005


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